Futurama/Season 3 - Wikiquote
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After a brief trip to the bathroom to fix their makeup, they begin storming out but are stopped by Kif's emotional Karaoke performance. Kif's performance, however, is interrupted by Zapp's horrible, spoken-word rendition of "Lola" in which he's replaced the name Lola with Leela.
All the patrons of the restaurant flee Zapp's "singing" in the escape pods. Leela tells Zapp to call them a space-taxi, but he declines, opting instead to fly the restaurant himself despite the objection of Kif. Shortly thereafter, he crashes the ship onto Planet Amazonia.
Zoidberg tries another shell a breezy summer numberbut Hermes informs him that the Planet Express health plan only covers one kind of replacement shell: A plain white one with a bar code across the front. Fry is worried that Leela and Amy haven't returned from their half-date, but when he attempts to call the restaurant, he is informed that it has crashed into a planet. Meanwhile, Leela is wondering what planet they're on, when Zapp claims the sector is uncharted Though Kif says he lost the chart.
The ground begins to pound, and the four hide behind the Karaoke machine. Three Amazonians emerge from the jungle, and although they assume there's nobody around, Zapp reveals himself before they can leave. Zapp is cut off before he can finish his pickup line, and the four are dragged off into the jungle. Fry and Bender land on the planet and find the prisoners being led by a chain.
Before they can formulate a plan, they are discovered and captured. The women are set free while the men are kept prisoner. After a short tour of the village, they are taken to the leader of Amazonian society, who will decide their fate.
The leader is a femputer who hates men. The Femputer takes her leave to decide the men's fate. The men are chained to the wall of the chamber. The Amazonians ask what men are used for on Earth, and Amy informs them. The Amazonians call this act "snoo-snoo", and reveal that the last men who visited Amazonia died of crushed pelvises.
The Fem-puter returns and sentences the men to death… by snoo-snoo. Bender, however, is released on the basis that he's a manbot, not a man. Zapp is sentenced to be snoo-snoo'd by the large women; Fry by the petite women; Kif, being the most attractive, by the most beautiful women, followed by the large women, then the petite women, then the large women again.
Before the punishment commences, Kif reveals that the things he said on the date were Zapp's idea, and that he was the one calling and hanging up. He tells Amy that he loves her.
A working cartridge unit? You guys went obsolete years ago. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.
Robot 1-X, save my friends! The Farnsworth Parabox [ edit ] [caught in the middle of an experiment gone spectacularly wrong] Professor Farnsworth: One of you guys do something! Satan, you owe me! Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.
Bite my glorious golden ass! Uh, have you robot versions of you guys seen any extra Zoidbergs around here? It's the Apocalypse all right. I always thought I'd have a hand in it. Fine, you be crummy Universe "A", and we'll be Universe "1". Yeah, or the Mongooses, that's a good team name. Like my grammy always said, if you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself.
God rest her zombie bones Somewhere there's a more evil Bender than me. I do my best, dammit! All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up! Nonsense, there's a whole universe in there. Dude, there's a universe in all of us. Right on, Professor Freaksworth!
Farnsworth trys to give Farnsworth-A a flower. That space-time eversion has given us their box and vice versa. So, what you think you just explained to us is that— Prof. This box contains our own universe. Hey, pal, look what I snagged from the Leprechaun Universe! Yeah, Leprechaun Universe is fine Did you see two smelly lobsters?
We didn't see anything They have no eyes. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Stop it, stop it. I will destroy you! You seem a tad wound up, buddy. And your face is greasy. You been up all night? Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia.
I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap. Why don't you smoke it already? Puff, puff, go, go, go, go, go! What to do, what to do. One dollar hookerbot or one dollar hookerbots? The loot is on fire! Oh, I don't know. You just watched it, dummy.
Futurama/Season 4 - Wikiquote
What are you asking me for? Here's a fun definition. This has been Roseanne, your guide to the world of facts. Dwight, the boots only cost me dollars and 99 cents.
Here, you spend the penny on whatever you want. I think I'll invest it on five shares of Amazon. The Spiderians, though weak and woman-like on the battlefield, are masters of the textile arts. Taste like king crab, by the way. Crazy bugs actually wove this tapestry of my heroic conquest while I was still killing them. I'd like a pass to swim with Mushu.
Well, you asked the right guy. I'm the whale biologist.Futurama: Zapp Brannigan Ahora eres mi chica
Though personally I hate whales. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Hey, I'm a porno-dealing monster. What do I care what you think? For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your first wife was the one who liked lilacs.
She also liked to shut up. We've been to every scuzzy bazaar in the galaxy, including Pottery Barn. Don't tell me you believe in Bigfoot, you blithering ninny-hammer. Of course I do. Growing up, he was the celebrity I most identified with. I can so relate to that. She breaks off from him] Leela: Enough with the emotions. This isn't a fat camp. One of these days, Ndnd - bang, zoom, straight to the third moon of Omicron Persei 8!
Fry, what in Sega Genesis happened? I'm usually the first guy to toot my own lower horn-- Bender: But in this case I-I just don't think it'll do any good.
That's what she said! Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked. It's used to it! I never thought I'd escape with my doodle, but I pulled it out! You're going to kill this innocent giganto?! I'm just gonna tranquilize him so I can chop off his feet as proof he exists, then dump him back in the wild. This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures, a living thing, and all living things, large and small-- Bender: Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold onto your lower horn.
You're on a scenic route through a state recreation known as the human mind. You ask a passer-by for directions, only to find he has no face or something. Suddenly, up ahead, a door in the road. You swerve, narrowly avoiding The Scary Door. I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil animals to make the most evil creature of them all.
A human male emerges from the smoke. It turns out it's Man.
You missed a great delivery to Space Earth. Where you been all afternoon? At, uh, uh, a concert. Ooh, was it jazz noodling?
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