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Bromandments – The 60 bro code rules all bros must follow #10 When a bro's girlfriend or wife calls you to ask for his whereabouts, you have no idea. 10) When a bro asks a bro what he thinks of his girlfriend or date, a bro is always Good bros will start to play worse so that their bro doesn't look so bad. Anyhow, many of these codes are related to dating. After sifting through, I've been able to come up with what I think are the top 10 codes that.
History can get sticky and emotional, and guys know better than to get involved in all that stuff. They'll forever stay away from a friend's ex-wife or baby mama.
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And they'll only date a friend's ex-girlfriend if she makes the first move and their bro says it's cool. It allows guys to A drink as much as they want with impunity, and B keep drinking as much as they want with impunity.
On the plus side, this ensures that your friend will make it home unscathed. Guys don't worry about that. A he-man will eat the whole dessert, then go out and pull a bus, lift some railway cars or undertake some other feat of calorie-burning grandeur.
Or he will just go for a jog if it's more convenient. No girl is going to cheat on his bro.
Some bros will give the girlfriend a chance to fess up herself but she will be warned that the truth is coming out either way. A bro never keeps a secret like this from his fellow bro.
The only exception is if you are his sister. No bro gets to cheat on his sister. Or on his mother, for that matter. As for cousins and aunts, they're on their own. All's fair in love and war, right? But every guy understands that if he invokes this rule, it will be both love and war. So if a guy tells you that your boyfriend is cheating on you, it means either you are his sister or he wants you for himself.
Guys know that women will stretch the truth about many things, so they will stretch the truth about each other's jobs to make them seem more impressive to the new girl. Guys know that women are impressed by a guy's career path, so why not mention that his position as a data entry clerk puts him on the same path Elvis Costello took to launch his career?
But eventually they learn that if it happened, the answer is "Yes. It's not that guys are oblivious to fashion It's just that it is unmanly to not be oblivious to fashion.
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And that includes haircuts. By the way, this might explain why men also fail to notice their girlfriend's or wife's haircuts, but that's another story for another several days. This is another rule of mutual self-preservation. No guy would be safe anywhere.
And all the great fighting scenes in the movies would be reduced from five minutes to five seconds, which would make The Matrix very, very short. During paintball, the special paintball clause is invoked. You should assume that whatever happened at that bachelor party, no animals were harmed, no villages were burned to the ground, the girl in the cake will survive, and your man won't reveal any of the details.
Not even if bribed with carnal sweets. No guy wants to get in between a buddy and his sister. Unless she is smoking hot! Yes, some rules can be broken. But a guy will never, ever hook up with his buddy's mom, even if she is smoking hot. Step sisters and step moms are OK. That's just how the rules are written.
Instead of making each other feel ashamed, they will provide excuses, such a, "Oh, you were really drunk. Unless it's with a friend's sister. Always This is a corollary to Rule 12, and might be why so many girls think guys know so little.
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And then they would both look silly. More importantly, someone might end up in the doghouse, and that is a dark and scary place.
This is sort of obvious, and is a natural corollary to the majority of these rules. It is important for each guy to get his story straight, so that he can report what really happened, rather than what he remembered happened. No guy wants to tell his girlfriend the wrong truth. It is unmanly to pull one's fire hose out in the vicinity of another guy.
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Bros shall never reveal their bro-code rules to any lady. If a bro is out of employment the other bros should pull strings to get him another gig. Never make your bro look bad especially in front of a lady he is targeting. And when you help out a bro, nobody outside the pack should ever get to hear of it. Dating cousins is allowable, but the bro is obligated to treat her with great respect and never reveal graphical details of their sexual encounters.
Out in the world you may be hold a very powerful position but when it comes to your bros that will never stop them from reproaching you when you lose touch with reality. Bros shall forever remind you of your beliefs, priorities in life and principles should you deviate from them. Bros never abandon one of their own in times of trouble.
If he is too intoxicated to think straight, you shall restrain him from hitting the sack with her. And if an inebriated bro attempts to call or text his ex-girlfriend, you shall confiscate his phone only to give it back when he is sober. When a bro is forced to spend the night lying on the same bed with another man, both shall sleep with all clothes on shoes and ties too.